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This is really awe inspiring technology - MegaZone's Safety Valve
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zonereyrie
zonereyrie
This is really awe inspiring technology
The Audi-Oh! is here.


Audi-Oh! is a revolution in stimulation technology for men or women. Sound is converted into infinitely variable pulses of pleasure. Audi-Oh! can use ambient sound, like the music in your favorite club, or direct audio input from devices such as portable CD players, MP3 players, your PC or home audio and video systems. You'll find a million ways to use Audi-Oh!


The fact that it can use ambient sound to produce the vibrations puts a whole new spin on going clubbing, I think.

I am: horny horny
Current Media: my twisted thoughts

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Comments
aeire From: aeire Date: April 18th, 2003 12:19 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
*jaw drops* O.O Wow!
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: April 18th, 2003 12:44 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
Yeah, that was my reaction too. Though not for me so much as imagining being with someone who enjoyed it and watching them enjoy it. :-)
broken_gizmo From: broken_gizmo Date: April 18th, 2003 07:20 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
Damn you, zoner.

*digs out credit card*
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: April 18th, 2003 07:34 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
What, you'd think I was encouraging women to publicly masterbate to music or someth... oh, yeah. ;-)
z_gryphon From: z_gryphon Date: April 18th, 2003 12:25 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
Wow. I just noticed that the "hypo-allergenic soft silicone slip-on accessory with straps for external stimulation" featured on this page disturbingly resembles an expensive designer-specialty CPAP mask.

Brrrrrrr.

(Yay! The world is a better place! Thanks to an email from me this morning, Audi-Oh's front page now spells "discreetly" right. Go me! Correcting the spelling of teledildonics manufacturers since... 2003.)
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