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Russian spammer found beaten to death
One of Russia's best-known spammers has been found beaten to death in his apartment in central Moscow, according to police reports.

I'm torn... On the one hand, he was a human being. On the other, he was a spammer. I'm had my own fantasies about traveling the world with a baseball bat, visiting spammers one by one.

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jarodrussell From: jarodrussell Date: July 26th, 2005 09:28 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
Would that be a yellow bat?
rbarclay From: rbarclay Date: July 26th, 2005 09:30 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
Clue-by-four. It's Zoner.
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: July 26th, 2005 09:32 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
Golden... But I need to learn to in-line skate.
mephron From: mephron Date: July 26th, 2005 10:16 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
The slashdot story has, in the comments, a ref to a translation of a Russian paper that indicates he picked up three girls at a bar. They went to his place, they roofied him, and he woke up while his place was being burgled by the girls' accomplices. So they clubbed him to death.

Sorry, not a new implementation of SpamAssassin.
fallenpegasus From: fallenpegasus Date: July 26th, 2005 10:35 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
I've had the same fantasy, only it was a tire iron.
mackys From: mackys Date: July 26th, 2005 11:15 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)

I don't approve of vigilante killing...

...except in this case.
z_gryphon From: z_gryphon Date: July 27th, 2005 12:27 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
"Have you ever been beaten to death with a chain in an alley? You will! And the company that will bring it to you is AT&T."
- Andrew Petrarca, watching the Max Headroom: 20 Minutes Into the Future episode entitled "Body Banks"
z_gryphon From: z_gryphon Date: July 27th, 2005 07:02 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
Oh, yes, also,

"Yew wanna spam ever'body in Texas? Ah kin dew that."
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: July 27th, 2005 07:09 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
Oh, yeah, that guy. I wanted to take my knife and filet him on the table right there.
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