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Tip - hit reload a LOT. It seems to be truly random, and there are a LOT of them. I've been hitting reload while chatting on the phone for at least 30 minutes and still get new ones with all the repeats.

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gizmoek From: gizmoek Date: November 18th, 2002 05:25 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
some that are truely wrong:
A Finger of Megazone is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat.
You Too Can Have A Megazone Like Mine. (no you can't)
Megazone-Lickin' Good.
Bet You Can't Eat Megazone.
That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Megazone.
Sweet as the Moment When the Megazone Went "Pop"
Once You Pop, You Can't Stop Megazone.
Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Megazone.
Unzip a Megazone.
Megazone. It's What's For Dinner.
Top Breeders Recommend Megazone.
Feel The Raw Naked Megazone Of The Road.
The Non-Sticky Sticky Megazone.
etherial From: etherial Date: November 18th, 2002 05:31 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)

Oh yeah...

Think Gizmo.
Nothing comes between me and my Gizmo.
I can't believe I ate the whole Gizmo.
Who would you have a Gizmo with?
Thank Gizmo it's Friday.
Happiness is Gizmo-shaped.
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: November 18th, 2002 06:35 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)

Gizmoriffic!

Mmmmmmmmmm-Gizmo.
Come Fly The Friendly Gizmo.
Naughty, but Gizmo.
Pure Gizmo.
The Best Part of Waking Up is Gizmo in Your Cup.
Prolongs Active Gizmo.
Feel The Raw Naked Gizmo Of The Road.
It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's Gizmo.
Bet You Can't Eat Gizmo. (Must... NOT... comment...)
It's How Gizmo Is Done.
My Goodness, My Gizmo!
When You've Got Gizmo, Flaunt It. (Not my style...)
For That Deep Down Body Gizmo.
It's Gizmo Time.
You're Never Alone with a Gizmo. (But I'm alone without one...)
Unzip a Gizmo. (Like I need someone to tell me...)
Kids Will Do Anything For Gizmo.
Don't You Just Love Being In Gizmo? (".....")
Nothing Comes Between Me And My Gizmo.
I Want My Gizmo. (I do, and she's not here - but we are chatting...)
Smart. Beautiful. Gizmo. (I should put that on a T-shirt for her - and orange T-shirt.)
I Was a Gizmo Weakling. (Yep, she just overpowered me...)
Get the Gizmo Habit. (Just one fix... one fix... one fix...)
Do The Gizmo. (Um, that's kind of direct...)
Just Do Gizmo. (ok, ok... geez, no need to get huffy...)
Things Happen After a Gizmo. (True, true...)
Make Someone Happy with a Gizmo. (BTDT)
Please Don't Squeeze The Gizmo. (But I wanna!)
There's Only One Gizmo. (And she's with me! Bwahahaha!)
Have a Break. Have a Gizmo.
The World's Favourite Gizmo.
Gizmo Wanted. (Most definitely...)
Have You Forgotten How Good Gizmo Tastes? (Well... umm... Look, the Goodrich blimp!)
Poppin' Fresh Gizmo. (Tee-hee!)
I Bet He Drinks Gizmo. (Wow, I love this toy...)
The Gizmo With The Hole. (Oh boy, bad, bad...)
Would You Give Someone Your Last Gizmo? (Not willingly...)
Out Of The Strong Came Forth Gizmo. (Not sure what this means, but it sounds deep.)
Because I'm Worth Gizmo. (I hope so...)
Go To Work On A Gizmo. (What? Oil change? Lobotomy?)
If You Really Want To Know, Look In The Gizmo. (Candy Corn! Wheee!)
Gizmo Really Satisfies. (*innocent whistle*)
When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Gizmo Overnight.
Fall Into The Gizmo. (Deep...)
There's Always Room For Gizmo.
It's Just For Me And My Gizmo.
Made To Make Your Gizmo Water. (*blink*)
It's How Gizmo Is Done.
Aaahh, Gizmo! (Says it all...)
Taste the Gizmo. (Is that an order?)
Try Gizmo, You'll Like It. (I do! I do!)
Reach for the Gizmo. (Every chance I get...)
Why Can't Everything Orange Be Gizmo? (WAI! COOL!)
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Gizmo. (Well, perhaps...)
A Gizmo A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play. (Ain't that the truth...)
Sweet as the Moment When the Gizmo Went "Pop" (How sweet it is...)
Just One Gizmo - Give It To Me! (Mine! All mine!)
A Gizmo Works Wonders. (Magic...)
Gizmo-Lickin' Good. (!)
You Can Be Sure of Gizmo. (*sigh*)
The Gizmo of Confidence. (The widget of assuredness.)
I'm Only Here For The Gizmo.
You Too Can Have A Gizmo Like Mine. (The miracle of modern science...)
Gizmo - The Appetizer!
Gizmo. It's What's For Dinner.
The Gizmo That Eats Like A Meal. (Now dessert?)
I'm a Secret Gizmo Drinker.
The Gizmo Of Paradise. (*grin*)
Things Go Better with Gizmo. (They certainly do...)
I'd Walk a Mile for a Gizmo.
Something Special In The Gizmo. (Well, now...)
Men Can't Help Acting On Gizmo. (Back off buddy!)
Gizmo Is Good For You. (Yes, yes she is...)
You Deserve A Gizmo Today. (Yay!)
The Gizmo That Refreshes.
My Goodness, My Gizmo!
I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Gizmo. (*crickets chirp*)
Gizmo is so Bracing.
Happiness is Gizmo-Shaped. (The Truth.)
Because So Much Is Riding On Your Gizmo.
Melts In Your Gizmo, Not In Your Hand.
Gizmo - The Best A Man Can Get.
The Gizmo That Likes To Say Yes. (Yee-haw!)
kazmat From: kazmat Date: November 18th, 2002 06:32 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
You evil bastard....

The X That Eats Like A Meal
The Too Good to Hurry X.
X - The Appetizer!
Mild Green X Liquid.
Your X, Right Away.
Make It A X Night.

God, the hurting....
kviri From: kviri Date: November 18th, 2002 07:51 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
Because So Much Is Riding On Your Truss.
Bridge That Gap With Truss.
Kills All Known Truss - Dead.
murph_grrl From: murph_grrl Date: November 20th, 2002 06:19 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
Elfboy sez we're all freaks. I'm having hours of online fun, myself.

- It's Murph Time.
- Murph Prevents That Sinking Feeling.
- P-P-P-Pick Up A Murph.
- Stimulation for Body and Murph.
- Make Someone Happy with a Murph.

Or:
- Refreshes the Gweep Other Beers Cannot Reach.
- Grab Life by the Gweep.
- Gweep Really Satisfies.

Enough.

Must stop now.
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