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Those horny Japanese are at it again
Picked up from donnerjack - apparently they made a porno called "500 Person Sex." 250 women, 250 men, one big room with futon pads and lots of cameras. As captured here, here, and here. None of those links are safe for work. Duh.

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kunoichi_chan From: kunoichi_chan Date: June 15th, 2006 03:50 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
"Assembly-line" sex? Leave it to the Japanese!!
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: June 15th, 2006 03:53 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
That gives me the image of a woman on a conveyor with guys working each station. One guy removes her top. Another her pants. Another the bra. Etc. Etc. Down to the fondling station. Then the cunnilingus station. Etc.

Bad brain. Bad.
kunoichi_chan From: kunoichi_chan Date: June 15th, 2006 03:54 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
*rotfl*
lizzielizzie From: lizzielizzie Date: June 15th, 2006 04:03 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
And which station do YOU want to work at, hmmmmm?
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: June 15th, 2006 04:10 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
Cunnilingus.

There's a shock for anyone who knows me. ;-)
etherial From: etherial Date: June 15th, 2006 09:57 am (UTC) (Direct Link)

re: assembly-line sex

From the pictures, I would think "synchronized" sex would be a better translation.
kunoichi_chan From: kunoichi_chan Date: June 15th, 2006 10:49 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)

Re: assembly-line sex

Yeah. Or 'line horizontal lambada', since it's not really 'line dancing'... ;p
chaoticerotic From: chaoticerotic Date: June 15th, 2006 04:10 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
someone needs to explain to me what in the hell the little 'peace' sign with the first two fingers means...besides peace.
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: June 15th, 2006 04:12 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
chaoticerotic From: chaoticerotic Date: June 15th, 2006 04:21 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
interesting
mackys From: mackys Date: June 15th, 2006 06:18 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
What a riot! Do you suppose they have to have some guy with a bullhorn to shout directions out to all those people?

"MINNA-SAN, NOW DO DOGGIE-STYLE, KUDASAI!!"

Bahahaha.
qedrakmar From: qedrakmar Date: June 15th, 2006 02:36 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
Today's newest game show, "Who's got the Herpes?"
brother_buford From: brother_buford Date: June 15th, 2006 04:25 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
Man, leave it to the Japanese to come up with the weirdest concepts for porn. The Soft on Demand stuff tends to be weird like that, and usually uses a lot of girls.

Where do they find these people and how much do they have to pay them to do this sort of thing?
starjewel From: starjewel Date: June 16th, 2006 05:44 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
It cracks me up that the first thing that happens with Japanese porn is they edit the naught bits, before the film even gets edited otherwise... and yet, the Japanese have more fucked up sexual expression than any other culture in the world.
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