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Uh-oh, the mainstream media heard about Emo


I find this darkly hilarious.

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lizzielizzie From: lizzielizzie Date: March 1st, 2007 05:11 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
zOMG beware the black clothes and the tight pants!!!!1111leventyleven!11!!!!

\/\/hatevar
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: March 1st, 2007 05:12 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
I love the deputy trying to explain it.
z_gryphon From: z_gryphon Date: March 1st, 2007 05:26 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
* Jeff Goldblum runs down a corridor and bursts into a smoke-filled conference room

[Jeff Goldblum] It's called Emo!

[The guy playing Lyndon Johnson] We know. Siddown.
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: March 1st, 2007 05:36 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
This broke me.
z_gryphon From: z_gryphon Date: March 1st, 2007 05:37 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
Good, good.

It was either that or "Ask your doctor if Emo is right for you."
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: March 1st, 2007 05:38 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
I think the one you used is more obscure. ;-)
sleet01 From: sleet01 Date: March 2nd, 2007 09:02 am (UTC) (Direct Link)

The real question is:

Who's the Emo equivalent of Chuck Yeager?
mackys From: mackys Date: March 1st, 2007 05:34 am (UTC) (Direct Link)

"Stop my breathing and cut my shoe..."



"I must be Emu..."
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: March 1st, 2007 05:37 am (UTC) (Direct Link)

Re: "Stop my breathing and cut my shoe..."

I like the one you posted on jwz ;-)
mackys From: mackys Date: March 1st, 2007 05:52 am (UTC) (Direct Link)

This one is my favorite:




As for the whole emo thing... history repeating, man, history repeating. If it's not Elvis corrupting our children, it's Emo. I remember all the hysteria around goth, and the hysteria around D&D before that. (And laser tag before that!)

I don't mind the emos. I tell them that I used to know people who cut themselves before cutting yourself was trendy. ;]
elfs From: elfs Date: March 1st, 2007 05:51 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
Okay. I'm 40. I know more about Emo than these idiots.

I prefer the old Emo. You know, "Some days it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps." "The other morning, my girlfriend sat up in bed and called me a pervert. I said, 'That's an awfully big word for a nine year old.'"

(Y'know, he could never get away with that joke now.)
From: kumquatcocktail Date: March 1st, 2007 05:58 am (UTC) (Direct Link)

Slippery slope

Lol, soon they'll be worshiping Dr. Kevorkian and selling vials of their own tears...will it EVER STOP? More news at 11...
etherial From: etherial Date: March 1st, 2007 01:29 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)

Oh, crap!

They thought some of the gag emo sites were real emo sites!
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mackys From: mackys Date: March 1st, 2007 06:03 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)

Re: Oh, crap!

Hahahaha.
rumpleteasah From: rumpleteasah Date: March 1st, 2007 09:15 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)

Re: Oh, crap!

Not just that, the song they were playing in the background the whole time is one big fuck you to emos.
romperwebby From: romperwebby Date: March 1st, 2007 05:17 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
omg. please no! LOL!!!
qedrakmar From: qedrakmar Date: March 1st, 2007 09:17 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
"Sarcasm?! Never heard of it. Is that a new drug? Come over here and empty your pockets."
krazyside From: krazyside Date: March 1st, 2007 11:01 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
Jesus Fucking Christ... no wonder their kids cut themselves. If I had parents like that I'd be making straight for the razorblades...
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