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My LiveJournal Sitcom
Living With zonereyrie's priest (WB, 7:00): zonereyrie (Malcolm Gets) buys thorfinn (Valerie Bertinelli) a kitten. At the same time, penniphile_rss (Jon Stewart) claims to be animedvd (Alec Baldwin) in a job interview. Also, brainiac69 (Laura Campbell) makes fun of nilasae (Billy Bob Thornton) for enjoying Lovecraftian horror. Afterwards, girlgeeks (Charo) buys zonereyrie (Malcolm Gets)'s old toothbrush. Later, linuxnewbies (Alyssa Milano) hires kazmat (Keri Russell) to perform pantomime at a preschool. Hilarity ensues.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)


Um, OK, "sometimes uses communities" - yeah... Well it made it surreal. Charo as the personification of 'girlgeeks'.

My LiveJournal Sitcom
Bringing Up monkeys (WB, 7:00): zonereyrie (Malcolm Gets) gets in trouble with the law when kilarei (Marisa Tomei) discusses pineapples with an undercover cop. That weekend, som_pos (Michael T. Weiss) hits on zikzak (Rob Schneider)'s co-worker. Also, lordrichard (Vivian Hsu) claims to be janscottfrazier (Jules Asner) in a job interview. The next day, gweepprefect (Jayne Mansfield) and bad_crossovers (Sylvester Stallone) find a lost gerbil at a Broadway show. In the next town over, codewhore (Margaret Cho) and norikos_author (Tiffani-Amber Thiessen) write a children's book. TV-G.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)


Better...

My LiveJournal Sitcom
As The zonereyrie Turns (WB, 7:00): zonereyrie (Malcolm Gets) breaks cdybedahl (Nicolas Cage)'s old 100-meter-dash record, but nobody sees it happen. Soon afterwards, arcticelf (Charisma Carpenter) tells meranthi (Kate Beckinsale) about Scientology. In the next town over, slarti (Giacomo, Laura Sa) hires drdt (George Lazenby) to perform pantomime at the theatre. Then, kirikayumura (Dennis Miller) nixes animeexpo (Glenn Close)'s picnic plans. Also, lj_maintenance (Jerry Seinfeld) and lj_test (Tom Waits) sneak a mailbox into a playground. TV-14.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)


Lots of gender bending in this one. And the odd coincidence that the AX post-con picnic is coming up.

My LiveJournal Sitcom
Taking Care Of neice (WB, 7:00): zonereyrie (Malcolm Gets) likes jackets, but agthorr (Sela Ward) thinks they're disgusting. On the other side of town, animeexpo (Glenn Close) can't open tivolovers (Tom Green)'s jar of pickles. The next day, jwz (Rita Hayworth) bites lj_nifty (Roberto Benigni). Nearby, pervygeekfancy (Jon Stewart) auditions for a movie starring opposite norikos_author (Tiffani-Amber Thiessen). Upstairs, the_mysterons (John Ritter) and purple_terror (Jason Robards) sneak a bagel into the theatre. Zany antics follow.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)


John Ritter is behind The Mysterons!

My LiveJournal Sitcom
zonereyrie's Life (WB, 7:00): zonereyrie (Malcolm Gets) and janscottfrazier (Jules Asner) don't believe in quantum mechanics. The week after, deathbytamarind (Reese Witherspoon) and unixadmin (Harry Connick Jr.) buy an alley. Soon afterwards, lj_dev (Alan Rickman) hits a chocolate bar with calnhobbes (David Duchovny)'s hairspray canister. Also, broken_gizmo (Ricky Martin) accidentally throws away pmx (Teri Hatcher)'s footstool. Meanwhile, dirteecrayon (Groucho Marx) paints animecon (Michael Baldwin)'s dental pik orange. Zany antics follow.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)


OK... that's enough...

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