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Odd thought
So last night I'm driving home, completely toasty since I'd had less than three hours of sleep the night before and a long day at work, and I was hit by a thought.

Since I enjoy buying sex toys so much for women I know, or barely know, as well as playing with them with a partner, it is probably a good thing I'm not a woman or I'd have *another* expensive collection to maintain. (It is enough that I've been repeatedly accused of being a lesbian trapped in a man's body. And I suppose I'm big enough that a petite woman could wear a MegaZone power suit.)

Instead of just giving them to women who aren't my lovers like I tend to do I suppose.

I am: twisted
Current Media: quiet office

From: norikos_author Date: October 2nd, 2003 06:12 am (UTC) (Direct Link)

I'm sorry, I can't resist...


Shalon Wood

(sorry, so sorry, this is why I shouldn't be allowed to have a keyboard before coffee...)
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: October 2nd, 2003 11:31 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
Arg... this gave me a mental image of Big ) parody pr0n drawn by Phil Foglio - ala the 'Godzilla and Tokyo' cover...

mackys From: mackys Date: October 2nd, 2003 10:33 am (UTC) (Direct Link)

And the problem with being a lesbian trapped in a man's body is...

...what exactly? ;D
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: October 2nd, 2003 11:46 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
Well, not much I suppose - other than a fascination with the keen sex toys the girls get. :-)

And frustration for not having a partner to play with.