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zonereyrie
zonereyrie
My company's website is lame
My company's website is lame. Parts of it don't work in Mozilla, there is a lack of decent information, the navigation structure is weak... But I haven't been able to get anyone to do anything about it, because it isn't like people bother to complain.

It pisses me off just to use it because I hate being associated with it as I have a web development background and the damn thing violates the very standards I helped to fscking write!

I am: upset
Current Media: office cleaners

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lizzielizzie From: lizzielizzie Date: October 23rd, 2003 10:55 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
Web site isn't that attractive in Opera. I'm also at 800x600, and I get scroll bars. Blech.

Now....Allow me to make fun of the photos of your executive team:

(Disclaimer: please note that i am sure these are all lovely people, i'm just going by the names and photos and doing like one does when you scan through a high school yearbook and try to pick out all the bitchy chix0rs. not intended to offend, just being silly. delete it if it really bothers you.)

And now:
President/CEO: mafioso.
CFO and VP Finance: frat boy who plays with money now.
CTO: dorkus maximus!!!
VP Sales: weasel.
VP Business Dev: huh? what? you talking to me?
V.P. of Marketing and Director of Kiosk Integration: what the fuck kind of name is "St. Jones" followed by an r in a circle?? pretentious dork. now all i can think of is "SD (Special Delivery) Jones", a pro wrestler from way way back. Good grief. I'd spend all day in meetings giggling at this guy.
VP Engineering: geek
VP Software Engineering: foreign geek
Director, Back Office and Customer Support: secretary, has been one for 8,000 years.
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: October 23rd, 2003 11:07 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
Yes, St. Jones is his name - and it is a registered trademark. So people who get on my case about my name being MegaZone can bite me. That's the guy who designed the website.
z_gryphon From: z_gryphon Date: October 24th, 2003 07:57 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
his name is a registered trademark?

Sweet!

note to self: invent character named "Marca Registrada".
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: October 24th, 2003 01:13 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
Yeah - folks around here are pushing me to trademark my name.
From: norikos_author Date: October 24th, 2003 06:57 am (UTC) (Direct Link)

I complained...

When I finally got around to writing for more info last friday.

Still don't have a response, so I have no idea if your product will work for me or what I'd need to do to use it.

Shalon Wood
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: October 24th, 2003 01:17 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
Who'd you write to?

I'm pushing for a payment gateway system, more like PayPal, which would lower the amount of effort needed to get up and running.
From: norikos_author Date: October 24th, 2003 08:49 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)

Wrote to

Kenneth Stempler.
pdelahanty From: pdelahanty Date: October 24th, 2003 08:57 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
Hey, at least you don't have to create this piece of shite:
http://careers.msn.com/
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: October 24th, 2003 01:18 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
Ew, you touched MSN!
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