MegaZone's Safety Valve

Then shalt thou ask me three. No more, no less. *Three* shall be the number of the questions, and the number of the questions shall be three. *Four* shalt thou not ask, and neither ask thou two, excepting that thou then goest on to three. Five is RIGHT OUT. Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then finish thou thy questioning towards myself, who, being forthright in my reply, shall answer them. Amen.

So yeah, ask me three questions. Then put this in your own LJ if you want. :-)

I first saw this in lizzielizzie and I've been running into it in a number of other LJs. At first I didn't post it in mine because I felt weird about it - like fishing for a compliment. But tonight I ran into it again and, well, what the hell...

On the theory that we could all use a hearty dose of positive energy and general warm fuzziness while we wait, none too patiently, for spring and better times; that no one I know is getting told often enough what a good job they're doing just getting through this crazy, lovely world. Take a second, and mention something you like about me (if such a thing exists) in the comments. Then repost this to your own journal, and have some goodness for yourself.

Another meme lifted from lizzielizzie:

Tell the listening audience a memory of me as a comment. When you first met me, when I did something stupid, etc. And then post this query to your journal...

Jackie Chan and Ani DiFranco cover Nat King Cole.