MegaZone's Safety Valve

Yay - broken_gizmo posted her photos from usagijer and delenn1122's wedding, in which I was the best man. Spot the Zoner!

Oh... Goddamn I'm huge! No, I don't mean fat - I *am* fat - but I mean, damn... I don't know that it ever really hit me just how much *bigger* than everyone else I am. OK, maybe I understand why people call me 'intimidating'...

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