Then shalt thou ask me three. No more, no less. *Three* shall be the number of the questions, and the number of the questions shall be three. *Four* shalt thou not ask, and neither ask thou two, excepting that thou then goest on to three. Five is RIGHT OUT. Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then finish thou thy questioning towards myself, who, being forthright in my reply, shall answer them. Amen.
So yeah, ask me three questions. Then put this in your own LJ if you want. :-)