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Random Slander

I ran this a few times for laughs...

Slander!
etherial has an invisible friend. They're dating.
ladysprite keeps an Ab-Master 9000 under their bed. It's not for their abs.
chiieddy smokes "special cigarettes" right behind syringavulgaris's back!
mephron is gonna pop a cap in robotech_master's head, yo.
kraig collects other people's underwear - and has some from fallenpegasus and damned_colonial!
zeeke42 saw something they shouldn't have in reddragdiva's parents' bedroom...

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Slander!
princess_muffin is the secret lovechild of ronebofh and qarylla!!
cemeterygates is secretly married to a wolf!
dirteecrayon and jwz used to live together but jwz moved out when they saw dirteecrayon making out with princess_muffin!
f00f has an invisible friend. They're dating.
mercyspeaks knows *just* how long to hold them down for.
aeire performed a "sexual act" upon mikecap in a public toilet!

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Slander!
queenrelena is the secret lovechild of mercyspeaks and kviri!!
mechaman, chaobell, blarglefiend, lagaz... Everyone knows what you got upto that day.
pockyman and qedrakmar run a bordello in Soho. ardaniel and frozencapybara are blackmailing them.
tweedlekeys and chaobell secretly peed in lil_laurel's cornflakes.
eisa runs a secret pornography ring. krellis and keshwyn are regular models.
kobold knows the truth about mere and mrdini.

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Slander!
mechaman has had implants. Y'know. *Those* Implants.
aeire, weemumlessmngrl, damned_colonial, kensuke_aida... Everyone knows what you got upto that day.
milknut and yoniz2 took twenty minutes to decide what to tell the paramedics and the RSPCA.
mechaman and mrdini secretly peed in simonb's cornflakes.
eisa and syringavulgaris do things behind bluegargantua's back that are illegal in most of the world.
chaoticerotic saw something they shouldn't have in ashliana's parents' bedroom...

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Slander!
cos once kissed a bus conductor to avoid the fare!
mechaman has thighs like tree trunks, and kilarei knows it well...
eisa has had implants. Y'know. *Those* Implants.
ashliana smokes "special cigarettes" right behind akawil's back!
kensuke_aida has secret fantasies about George W. Bush...
weds performed a "sexual act" upon chaobell in a public toilet!

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Slander!
chaoticerotic is secretly married to a horse!
aeire has secret, sordid fantasies about lucasthegray!
wednes has the last piece of Aztec gold.
mercyspeaks and janscottfrazier run a bordello in Soho. krellis and sinapus are blackmailing them.
weds runs a secret pornography ring. mikecap and robotech_master are regular models.
queenrelena, princess_muffin and elisteran are involved in a sordid love-triangle, with gavv totally unaware!

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Slander!
mere has secret, sordid fantasies about ladysprite!
blarglefiend, we all know the truth, come out of the closet.
mercyspeaks and marm0t took twenty minutes to decide what to tell the paramedics and the RSPCA.
ashliana got lucasthegray drunk and naked, and took photos. juldea downloaded them.
fallenpegasus is gonna pop a cap in wednes's head, yo.
chaoticerotic and kobold do things behind queenrelena's back that are illegal in most of the world.

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I am: tired
Current Media: TiVo: Columbo

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