?

Log in

No account? Create an account
Ramblings Journals I Read Calendar The Dirt MegaZone's Waste of Time Older Older Newer Newer
What do you get when you combine 30,000 live chickens with a wood chipper? - MegaZone's Safety Valve
The Ramblings of a Damaged Mind
zonereyrie
zonereyrie
What do you get when you combine 30,000 live chickens with a wood chipper?
I don't know - but I know where you can go to find the answer!

I am: distressed distressed
Current Media: the screams of my inner voice

5 STDOUT || STDIN
Comments
z_gryphon From: z_gryphon Date: April 14th, 2003 08:38 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
Yikes. Just yikes. Do you think they're cognizant of how bad they got it? Poor bastards.
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: April 14th, 2003 08:58 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
Domesticated chickens? Probably not. Fortunately.
z_gryphon From: z_gryphon Date: April 14th, 2003 09:02 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
No, I meant the bozos who thought it was OK to chip 30,000 chickens.
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: April 14th, 2003 09:06 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
Domesticated chicken farmers? Probably not. Unfortunately.
From: (Anonymous) Date: April 16th, 2003 05:45 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)

Then again...

Then again, although the mess could upset a stomach or two at the Humane Society it might well be less painful or at least quicker for the chicken than a number of the "accepted" ways of killing them: chopping off the head, wringing the neck (which if done inexpertly might be ineffective), gassing...

Considering the average high capacity woodchipper - and you'd need a fairly big one to process 30K chickens - will turn a chicken into mush beyond any choherent working neural pathways in maybe 1/10th second or so.

Bram (hearing a lot about chicken killing these days with the avian flue epidemic here in .nl. And about the major screwups happening with same.)
5 STDOUT || STDIN