From: ardaniel	Date: September 30th, 2004 10:51 pm (UTC)		(Direct Link)

wedgex read that over my shoulder...

...very carefully slid the laptop back over on my side of the bed...

...and said "Wow. How do I get *that* job? I could be a better Safety Nazi than *THAT.*"

IH*N*TA.

From: kensuke_aida	Date: September 30th, 2004 10:57 pm (UTC)		(Direct Link)

Did you ever hear the one about the kid that fooled an entire town by writing an article that proclaimed there was too much dihydro-monooxide in the water supply?

That's still my favorite.

- John

	From: kadath	Date: October 1st, 2004 04:55 am (UTC)		(Direct Link)

That's how you get to be a Safety Nazi. By being an idiot.

	From: z_gryphon	Date: October 1st, 2004 07:11 am (UTC)		(Direct Link)

Ha! I get it! Listing "vacuum" as an asphyxiant caused the Safety Nazis to just unilaterally apply the protocol for other asphyxiants (like, say, phosgene), with all the usual fun problems that happen when you apply a generating function for one thing to something else!

"Lock up your homes and be prepared to defend your women against the merciless onslaught of the Godless... tornadoes."

	From: hamusutaa	Date: October 1st, 2004 10:25 am (UTC)		(Direct Link)

That's got to be the funniest thing I've read in a while... Wow.