So the latest issue of AVN arrived today and I'm flipping through it looking for anything useful in this issue - i.e., anything about the payment industry, adult e-commerce sites, etc - and skimming over all the ads. Many of which would probably qualify as hardcore themselves, at least close to it, and one of the ads is for Asian porn and what caught my eye (well, after the the two mostly naked Asian babes flashing their wares, it is a full page ad) was the ad copy for 'Girl-Trap':
She was moved to the room. The she was a very pretty and sexmaniac girl.
It witnessed the onanism of some day her I saw. I saw the figure and did onanism.
It decided to revenge on her by the video which was taken when it to have seen the figure,
to have done onanism and to have ejaculated could be seen to her and I ran away,
but a rape was done by her the next day and then I was attacked.
Engrish porn ads. My day is complete.
(Those who don't know me may thing I'm making fun of their culture or something - those who know me know I'm not. I'm just amused by bad translations. You should see some of the machine translations of our internal documents from the Russian team. Machine translating Russian technical documents into English can produce some real interesting output.)