Ladies, picture yourself on hands and knees, one man in front, fucking your mouth while the other is in back. The one in front is happily pumping away to a nice basso nova beat while the one in back is doing “Master of the Puppets” to your ass.
And I totally lost it.
I needed that.
Edit: Hours later I *still* laugh when reading that. I think it is just the image of someone using the Master of Puppets rhythm. I almost can't type from laughing...