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Best bit ever.
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That. Killed. Me.

I am: amused amused
Current Media: TiVo: Teen Titans

eryn_ From: eryn_ Date: January 18th, 2005 08:10 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
Yes... :-)

(However, why is growth of additional eyes a negative side effect? Seems like that would be amazingly useful, depending on placement.)
etherial From: etherial Date: January 18th, 2005 11:11 am (UTC) (Direct Link)

re: additional eyes

Well, I'm no expert, but Raven's additional eye thingy usually only occurs when her father takes over her body to commit acts of PURE UNADULTERATED EVIL AND KICKING PUPPIES.

I watched that ad four times last night. I love TiVo.
From: toebear Date: January 18th, 2005 06:09 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
And here I've been stuck watching Law and Order SVU. And when I watch CN, it's only for Big O and Full Metal Alchemist. (Yeah need a life, I admit it)
7threality From: 7threality Date: January 19th, 2005 05:41 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
Horay for Tivo!

I didn't realize they showed a new episode (and the bunny episode, which I had also missed) on Monday, but the Tivo recorded it anyway, so I got to watch it last night.

I think Teen Titans, Full Metal Alchemist and Justice League are about the only things I watch on TV atm.
thedougmc From: thedougmc Date: March 6th, 2005 02:29 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
I concur.
From: (Anonymous) Date: March 19th, 2005 07:53 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)

hehe, good stuff

any one have a link of the clip?
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: March 20th, 2005 03:16 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)

Re: hehe, good stuff

I don't, sorry.