MegaZone (zonereyrie) wrote,
MegaZone
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Best bit ever.

The makers of Azarath and Metrion are proud to introduce Zinthos. New and improved Zinthos gives you exactly what you need, exactly when you need it. And because its blue, Zinthos goes with everything. Zinthos isn't right for everyone, and may cause bloating, cramping, hair loss, disturbing visions, fits of rage and growth of additional eyes. Children under three should not be exposed to Zinthos. Do not get Zinthos wet, and never feed it after midnight. If you experience trouble meditating, stop saying Zinthos and consult your ancient scrolls immediately. New, blue, Zinthos.

That. Killed. Me.
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