Why didn't anyone tell me this existed?! I love bacon, but I haven't had it at home in a long, long time - years - because of the hassle and mess. Frying, dealing with the grease, the cleanup, etc. So the other day I was watching some episode of Unwrapped on The Food Network and they mention Fully Cooked Bacon. Bacon already cooked - you just need to nuke it for a few seconds to desired crispness! Aye, now there's technology serving mankind! I picked some up a few days ago when I went shopping. So good! Bacon, in seconds, with no mess!
It is the small things that bring brief moments of joy into an otherwise intolerable existence.