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Orange Sunkist soda isn't as refreshing when spilled in your lap as it is when you drink it.

That is all.

I am: sticky
Current Media: grumbling

From: iwascaite Date: May 5th, 2003 10:53 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
Um, what are you doing drinking caffeinated soda at 1am? Sunkist Orange has more caffeine than Pepsi or Coke (except diet coke, which oddly has a third more caffeine than regular coke).

And since caffeine and sugar both cause dehydration, how can this be a "refreshing" beverage even when you manage to drink it? Not that you shouldn't drink it, I'm arguing against the description.

Personally I think orange soda is abhorrent, but whatever you like.
z_gryphon From: z_gryphon Date: May 6th, 2003 06:23 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
... and it's not that refreshing to begin with, since it tastes like orange-flavored ass.
bouncingleaf From: bouncingleaf Date: May 6th, 2003 08:11 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
I was considering saying "depends on how cold the soda is, how warm the day is, and what you're wearing," but it might just be too sticky to be worth it.
solipsistnation From: solipsistnation Date: May 6th, 2003 08:28 am (UTC) (Direct Link)

...you didn't get the groinal-ingestion powerup? Maaan, that one's SO worth it!
z_gryphon From: z_gryphon Date: May 6th, 2003 08:33 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
Boy, thanks for that modified Mork & Mindy image, Josh! That was just what I needed to start off my lunch hour.
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: May 6th, 2003 09:07 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
No, I didn't.

And it was mostly on my leg.
pdelahanty From: pdelahanty Date: May 6th, 2003 10:29 am (UTC) (Direct Link)