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DKNY Men's Leather Pants I Unfortunately Own

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kayselkiemoon From: kayselkiemoon Date: October 5th, 2005 02:54 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
*cracking up*

I have not worn these leather pants for the following reasons: I am not a member of Queen. I do not like motorcycles.
I am not Rod Stewart. I am not French. I do not cruise for transvestites in an expensive sports car. These were not cheap leather pants. They are Donna Karan leather pants. They're for men. Brave men, I would think. Perhaps tattooed, pierced men. In fact, I'll go so far as to say you either have to be very tough, very gay, or very famous to wear these pants and get away with it.


so, your reason is? XD
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: October 5th, 2005 02:56 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
While I do like motorcyles, but never did learn to ride, I just don't like leather pants. ;-)
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: October 5th, 2005 02:56 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
Actually, let me amend that - leather pants on an attractive woman is fine, I just don't find the thought of *wearing* leather pants to be appealing.
kayselkiemoon From: kayselkiemoon Date: October 5th, 2005 02:59 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
fair enough. I've tried on a friend's vinyl pants; it was exhilarating for 5 minutes (I'm wearing vinyl!) and then just uncomfortable. I have leather boots that hook up to my knees, though. :) one christmas my mom said "you need boots" and I made her go into manymany stores before finding exactly what i wanted. they're a pain to lace up, though. ain't it always the way...
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: October 5th, 2005 03:43 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
Yeah, that's the impression I get about leather too - uncomfortably warm.

I bet those boots look good though. ;-)
z_gryphon From: z_gryphon Date: October 5th, 2005 04:52 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
Also, you are not a member of Queen either.
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: October 5th, 2005 04:56 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of Queen.
chaoticerotic From: chaoticerotic Date: October 5th, 2005 03:49 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
um...are they YOUR leather pants?

It's too bad the auction ended, I'd buy them post haste!
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: October 5th, 2005 03:55 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
No, no, not mine. :-)
lizzielizzie From: lizzielizzie Date: October 5th, 2005 01:06 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
gyah! that icon is like a train wreck...you should look away, but you cannot!!!
brainiac69 From: brainiac69 Date: October 5th, 2005 03:44 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
wow, glad I'm not the only one! :-)
z_gryphon From: z_gryphon Date: October 5th, 2005 08:43 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
Wait, why should you look away again? I missed that part.

(also, please note the amusing juxtaposition of that icon on the post asking, about something else that comes in pairs, "are they yours?" My inner Groucho Marx wanted to reply, "I could ask you the same thing!" and knock the ash off his cigar while waggling his eyebrows. :)
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: October 5th, 2005 05:56 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
Hypno-breasts!
romperwebby From: romperwebby Date: October 5th, 2005 03:21 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
that icon is getting me moist. lol.
qedrakmar From: qedrakmar Date: October 5th, 2005 02:09 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
I... I just... it need a mesh tank top to go with it.
roninspoon From: roninspoon Date: October 5th, 2005 03:20 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
I once suggested to my wife that I should get some leather pants. She reminded me that I was fat and straight.
romperwebby From: romperwebby Date: October 5th, 2005 03:23 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
that's hysterical - i stole it.

so wait.. you also own pants like that?

my ex left his leather pants at my house - seeing as he has a gigantic belly - i cant imagine him in them at all.

but he also fancied himself a talent-less rockstar.
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: October 5th, 2005 05:57 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
I do not now own, nor have I ever owned, leather pants. :-)
romperwebby From: romperwebby Date: October 5th, 2005 06:04 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
ha ha... your lyin'.
z_gryphon From: z_gryphon Date: October 5th, 2005 08:42 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
If he is, he's concealed them well over the years. I lived with him off and on for 10 or so and never saw any evidence of leather pants ownership.

Thank God.
From: tenaciousdoll Date: October 5th, 2005 08:45 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
LOL...
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