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When Your Dorm Connection Isn’t Fast Enough

From AVN Online. (I read it for work. Yes, really.)
When Your Dorm Connection Isn’t Fast Enough

By: Jimmie "J.J." James

TEMPE, Ariz. -

An 18-year-old male Arizona State University student was arrested and charged with indecent exposure and pubic sexual indecency after a Sunday night incident at Arizona State University’s Hayden Library.

The suspect is alleged to have pulled his pants and underwear down to his thighs and to have begun masturbating while watching pornography on a laptop computer.

When questioned by arresting officers about why he had gone to the library to watch porn and masturbate, the unidentified student allegedly replied, “To be honest, the Internet connection at my dorm isn’t good enough.”

It seems that in this day and age, it’s all about high-speed Internet connections.

I could say something, but then I remember things done while I was at WPI, some of which I was involved in, and really shouldn't throw stones at this kid I suppose... Tempting as it is...
Tags: humor, sex
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