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Tesco condemned for selling pole dancing toy
Tesco has been forced to remove a pole-dancing kit from the toys and games section of its website after it was accused of "destroying children's innocence".

This is so freakin' awesome. The Onion could've come up with this. :-)

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z_gryphon From: z_gryphon Date: October 24th, 2006 10:29 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
Money quote: "This should only be available to the most depraved people who want to corrupt their children."

I very much enjoy the implied statement, doubtless just a product of an outraged sputterer's bad grammar, that for those people, it's a perfectly acceptable product. And are you implying those folks don't shop at Tesco, Dr. Rogers?
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: October 24th, 2006 10:41 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
Cue Monty Python skit:

"What are you planning to do with this toy, sir?"
"Why, corrupt my children of course!"
"And are you depraved?"
"Oh yes, me and the missus, we're quite depraved."
"Really, you'd say you, both, are most depraved?"
"Oh yes, sir, most depraved, I should say so!"
"Well, that's quite alright then, he's your receipt. And a good day to you."
"Good day to you, sir."
z_gryphon From: z_gryphon Date: October 24th, 2006 11:02 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
Clerk: John Cleese
Mr. Depraved: Eric Idle
Mrs. Depraved: Graham Chapman
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: October 24th, 2006 11:18 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
Perfect.
cdaae From: cdaae Date: October 24th, 2006 11:53 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
I bow to you both!
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: October 25th, 2006 12:03 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
We try. :-)
robotech_master From: robotech_master Date: October 24th, 2006 11:33 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
I like how the fellow claims it will "destroy childrens' lives."

Exaggerate much?
advcarrot From: advcarrot Date: October 25th, 2006 01:33 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
Amazing.
voidrandom From: voidrandom Date: October 25th, 2006 09:03 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
They should bundle it with some ribbons and call it a Maypole...wouldn't even change the symbolism.
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