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zonereyrie
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Haven't I seen this in an anime?
Today's ridiculous spam subject line at work: "Let your penis be bigger than you with Advanced Gain Pro Penis Enlargement Pills!"

Plus, isn't that some kind of recursive problem, since the the penis is part of the person, and therefore could never be larger than the whole? Or do these pills work in more than three dimensions? Four counting time.

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dariusk From: dariusk Date: January 2nd, 2007 04:54 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
Maybe it's bigger in the metaphorical sense: "He lost the fight, but he didn't cheat. He's the bigger man."

Yeah, that's the ticket. Pills to make your penis more righteous.
sciroccoguy From: sciroccoguy Date: January 2nd, 2007 08:44 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
LOL..I was thinking that the pills make your penis exist in Subspace, where the gravitational constant is different and therefore your penis can have even greater mass, and would look larger because the speed of light is different.

I watch too much Star Trek *grin*
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: January 2nd, 2007 08:50 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
Warp Factor 69.
sciroccoguy From: sciroccoguy Date: January 2nd, 2007 09:23 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
LOL...filthy. I'm not gonna lie. I would love to hookup with a hot, blue Bolian MuscleMan.

Tall, Built, Bald...and BLUE!! It just sounds hawt.
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: January 2nd, 2007 09:24 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
Well, not my type, but if there is one thing Star Trek taught us, it is that the universe is full of hot, humanoid females - and they give it up easily. ;-)
sciroccoguy From: sciroccoguy Date: January 2nd, 2007 10:24 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
LOL@ Orion Slave Women!!!
From: sweetlion Date: January 16th, 2007 02:51 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
Great.. This is the very subject;)
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