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The dear departed Reverend Gimp
Alabama minister, Reverend Gary Aldridge, friend of the late Rev. Jerry Falwell, died a somewhat curious death:
The decedent is clothed in a diving wet suit, a face mask which has a single vent for breathing, a rubberized head mask having an opening for the mouth and eyes, a second rubberized suit with suspenders, rubberized male underwear, hands and feet have diving gloves and slippers. There are numerous straps and cords restraining the decedent. There is a leather belt around the midriff. There is a series of ligatures extending from the hands to the feet. The hands are bound behind the back. The feet are tied to the hands. There are nylon ligatures holding these in place with leather straps about the wrists and ankles. There are plastic cords also tied about the hands and feet with a single plastic cord extending up to the head and surrounding the lower neck. There is a dildo in the anus covered with a condom.
This puts a perverse grin on my face:
Clothing/Personal Effects:

Clothing: The decedent was received wearing two (2) wet suits, one scuba diving mask, one pair of diving gloves, one pair of slippers, one pair of rubber underwear, two (2) ties, five (5) belts, eleven (11) straps.

Personal Effects: One yellow metal ring intact on left ring finger, one dildo.
Well, at least he seems to have gone doing what he loved.

A hat tip to jwz and elfs.

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From: jav Date: October 10th, 2007 10:57 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
..what a (fun) way to go!
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: October 10th, 2007 11:07 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
Not my kink, but I'm OK with it. ;-)
From: jav Date: October 10th, 2007 11:27 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
was he with a partner? because, if it were me, I would need to make a pact of some sort that if I died in the middle of such an act, that my partner would promise to remove anything in my anus, and replace my wetsuit(s) with, oh, I dont know, at least a bathrobe, and prop me up in the corner before calling for help.
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: October 10th, 2007 11:31 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
He was apparently alone.
sweh From: sweh Date: October 10th, 2007 11:01 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
Well, at least he seems to have gone doing what he loved.
And it wasn't with a member of the same sex, so it must have been OK...
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: October 10th, 2007 11:06 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
Yeah, the bible doesn't mention rubber fetishes.
z_gryphon From: z_gryphon Date: October 10th, 2007 11:14 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
Jerry Falwell's dead? Huh. I wonder if I'd forgotten that or overlooked it.
sciroccoguy From: sciroccoguy Date: October 11th, 2007 07:29 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
LMAO...this entertained me today. The autopsy is a page turner. My favorite part is:

'Reproductive System: Prostate surface focal hemmoraging, otherwise unremarkable'.

He must have been loving that Dildo. I wonder what Jesus has to say about that?!