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zonereyrie
zonereyrie
My brain
Let me show you it.

So I was sitting in Denny's late-late last night, or early this morning... well, early Saturday AM anyway, and just to show you the kind of thing that my brain generates on such occasions I'll share the concept it suggested to me.

A waterfront casual dining restaurant with two piers for boats, named "Zeno's Pair-a-docks" with the tag line "Halfway to Paradise".

Some of you will get it. And I apologize.

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that_xmas From: that_xmas Date: October 28th, 2007 06:24 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
You, my friend, shall be beaten to death with an infinitely long lever.
phred1973 From: phred1973 Date: October 28th, 2007 06:27 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
*groan*

Not a bad pun, really. Sorta like George Carlin's notion for a gay bar called "The Mouthful". Not hungry? Have a highball! Or a cock-tail! ;)
charmingmuse From: charmingmuse Date: October 28th, 2007 07:34 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
Across the street from my work is a bar called "The Happy Swallow". While it should be a gay bar, it is actually frequented by Brazilians.
phred1973 From: phred1973 Date: October 28th, 2007 07:44 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
Good Food? Better Music?
weaktwos From: weaktwos Date: October 28th, 2007 06:41 am (UTC) (Direct Link)

Hah!

You must make it happen.

Somewhere there should be a sign that says something like, "Your five minute wait may take forever."
phred1973 From: phred1973 Date: October 28th, 2007 07:20 am (UTC) (Direct Link)

Re: Hah!

Hehe... there should be such a sign in every restaurant on the planet.
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: October 28th, 2007 08:45 am (UTC) (Direct Link)

Re: Hah!

You could carry it over to the menu items. "Bottomless Bowl of Turtle Soup - you'll never finish it." A whole menu based on math and philosophy puns.
etherial From: etherial Date: October 29th, 2007 04:02 am (UTC) (Direct Link)

Re: Hah!

Don't forget Gabriel's Horns for the cocktails.
agthorr From: agthorr Date: October 28th, 2007 06:47 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
Awesome.

mdm_sosostris From: mdm_sosostris Date: October 28th, 2007 07:41 am (UTC) (Direct Link)

St. Sebastian died of fright

My brain feels dirty now. I hope you're pleased with yourself.

Ah! Math joke!!
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: October 28th, 2007 08:46 am (UTC) (Direct Link)

Re: St. Sebastian died of fright

Oh, sure, blame me for your dirty mind. ;-)
xinie From: xinie Date: October 28th, 2007 01:09 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
From: ex_homeless Date: October 28th, 2007 01:47 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
*headdesk* *repeat until unconsciousness is reached*
finstergrrrl From: finstergrrrl Date: October 28th, 2007 03:03 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
first: the lolcat reference made me way too happy for my own good.

second: *appreciative groan*
From: mysryael Date: October 28th, 2007 06:50 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
oh dear..... Sleep is good for what ales you.
z_gryphon From: z_gryphon Date: October 29th, 2007 02:09 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
And ale is good for what sleeps you!
elfs From: elfs Date: October 29th, 2007 02:33 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
Eww.

I'm going to go sing Jimmy Buffet songs now.

You should submit this to XKCD.
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