So, driving home from work tonight I felt a bit peckish for something sweet. I got it into my head that what I could go for was a McDonald's cherry pie. Yeah, yeah, save it. So I hit the McDs down the street from my house. Sorry, no pies. *sigh* Well, I thought to myself, if not that... a blueberry cake donut would be nice. And Dunkin' Donuts is right across the street. So I hit the drive through and order. Then I get to the window. "Sorry, we're sold out." *sigh* Well, hmm, I like French crullers... I'd better ask. "So what donuts do you have?" "We have muffins." "So you don't have any donuts? Any danishes?" "Ummmm... We have muffins, maybe some cookies... we have muffins." "Never mind."