MegaZone (zonereyrie) wrote,

Did you know you can buy succubi on eBay?

Even better, twin nymph succubi. Because being a 'nymph' is a rare thing for succubus. So yeah, this person is selling 'magical jewelry', including a ring holding the succubus twins. I love this:
Succubus is a beautiful seductive female spirit that seeks to have sexual intercourse with sleeping men and bring extreme arousal and then ejaculation.
Of course, the sale leaves out the standard cost for having sexual relations with a succubus - death. :-) Hey, lizzielizzie, do you make anything like this? ;-)
Tags: ebay, humor
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