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Did you know you can buy succubi on eBay?
Even better, twin nymph succubi. Because being a 'nymph' is a rare thing for succubus. So yeah, this person is selling 'magical jewelry', including a ring holding the succubus twins. I love this:
Succubus is a beautiful seductive female spirit that seeks to have sexual intercourse with sleeping men and bring extreme arousal and then ejaculation.
Of course, the sale leaves out the standard cost for having sexual relations with a succubus - death. :-) Hey, lizzielizzie, do you make anything like this? ;-)

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charmingmuse From: charmingmuse Date: June 30th, 2008 08:09 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
Dear Sir,

Ignoring the total ridiculousness of this item what I'd like to know is what exactly you were searching for on eBay that led you to this result....

Curiously Yours,
Me
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: June 30th, 2008 08:45 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
Nothing actually - I picked it up from a tweet by Lore Sjoberg.
opmegs From: opmegs Date: June 30th, 2008 09:27 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
...that actually is a rather clever scam. There's a physical piece of merchandise(as opposed to 'wind fom Katrina') and they can't exactly prove it *doesn't work* without buying it....
z_gryphon From: z_gryphon Date: June 30th, 2008 11:44 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
"The standard method is masturbation accompanied by fantasization, followed by ejaculation."
lizzielizzie From: lizzielizzie Date: July 6th, 2008 01:50 am (UTC) (Direct Link)
Obviously I need to create more jewelry that allows me to put up mostly porn photos in the description....
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