I'm driving across the San Mateo Bridge, and I had all four window open in this Jeep... Laredo, I think it is, that I've rented. Anyway, as I was leaving the hotel, I had most of a bag of Doritos brand toasted corn flavor corn chips. I just tossed them in the back seat of the Laredo along with some soda cans that I had left over. I had all the windows down 'cause it's a nice day and I was part of the way across the San Mateo, and there was a sudden gust of crosswind. And suddenly there were CORN CHIPS EVERYWHERE IN THE CABIN! Apparently the bag got picked up by the wind and just flung around, hurling corn chips all over. I was suddenly SHOWERED in corn chips. There's corn chips ALL OVER THE PLACE. I'm going to have to clean this up before I turn it in.
It's IMMENSELY AMUSING and I just had to share. I'm still on the bridge; for those who don't know, the San Mateo Bridge is like nine miles long. Literally. I'm not exaggerating. It crosses the bay.
Anyway, I had to share that. It's immensely amusing, if hard to describe. Everywhere I look, there's the tattered remains of corn chips. I don't even want to look in the back. I can't really at the moment, since I'm driving, but I'm sure there's a lot more back there. Bye!”