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Backhanded fortune
I had Chinese for lunch today, and my fortune was: "Ask a friend to join you on your next voyage." Which is OK and all, but it becomes backhanded when you add the traditional suffix: "Ask a friend to join you on your next voyage, in bed." Yeah, you wanker, try it with someone else...

Anyway, I'm burnt - I woke up feeling kind of low energy and today was just non-stop, and I'm behind the curve of where I really need/want to be, so I'll probably try to come in early tomorrow *and* it'll be another flat-out day.

I am: hungry hungry
Current Media: quiet

akawil From: akawil Date: July 28th, 2003 08:42 pm (UTC) (Direct Link)
A friend of mine gave up on the "in bed" game when she got the fortune "Things will look better after you get some rest."

You have to wonder if the fortune writers are deliberately writing the fortunes with the game in mind.